I am sure all you bloggers and blog readers out there are aware that the 90's are now in. And quite frankly I am a little disappointed, but not the least bit surprised.
I do have a theory as to why:
I think that all of the junior high and high schoolers got wind that the 80's were in amongst the hipsters. Having found this out by means of facebook, twitter, and super-fast thumb text messaging, they all went out to the thrift stores and loaded up everything 80's they could find, leaving all of the 90's bull crap behind. So when the hipsters went back to the thrift stores last week looking for more 80's junk to sell on Ebay, and finding nothing, they instead picked up an ugly, black, orange, and pink floral dress, a dingy vest, a pair of black tights, and some boots. Mind you, not cowboy (too 80's), but rather something more along the lines of ropers (which growing up in a small Kansas town, I saw way too much of). Then, they slammed it all together, downloaded some Fiona Apple, Hole, and Garbage, and mourned (once again) Kurt Cobain's tragic death.
What are your theories? Do you all hate the nineties as much as I do? Or am I the only one that will still be wearing my petticoat, and patent leather pumps?